perspicuity and perspicacity

this is gonna be hard to do in one sentence, but it's worth it, so here goes: Seeing me sitting there with a viola case, a man getting off the bus with a tiny yappy dog asked if i was a musician and then proceeded to ask if I knew "chain" holding the door open while asking if i had internet, pulled his shirt open to show me the tattoo presumably of the band's symbol, and finally jumped down the stairs to exit, which would have been funny enough by itself, but wait, more happened, because at the rehearsal i was going to we looked up the apparently australian band chain, and discovered that one of their more popular songs is "grab a snatch and hold it" which we thought could be donald trump's new campaign song, and then we laughed until we cried.